January 25, 2013

Friday Letters

It's been a while since I have written any Friday letters....today seemed like a great day to do that.  I love writing letters.  I mean seriously I totally get into my Dear Abby mode..if you have ever exchanged emails with me you know what I mean.  :)


Dear 12 year old daughter:
I love you honey...yet I am totally disgusted by your lack of cleanliness.  I was able to tolerate your pile of clean clothes on your closet floor, putting the toilet paper roll on the WRONG way as well as even the collection of hair that you leave in your hair brush but when I decided to test you and see how gross it would take for your bathroom to get for you to actually clean it I was so sad that I broke before you did...and then so sad to clean it.  May you marry a man who likes to clean.

Whom Ever It May Be,
I don't know who you are...but I am pretty ticked off at you.  What made you think it was a great idea to eat all the middles out of my Oreo cookies and then place the sandwich part back together AND place them back into the package is beyond me.  I will find out who did it and there will be hell to pay.

Dear makers of cookie dough in a roll,
God bless you.  Yet would you please remove the warning that I should not eat the dough raw...that's my favorite part.   It was a hard week and sitting in front of TV and eating just made all my problems melt away.

Dear Kate @ Raising the Rogers,
You have no idea how great you made my Wednesday....I loved that you said I made you laugh.  I have never thought myself the funny person.  Seriously my jokes are so bad that there are times when my honey ask me to stop...actually I think he says "for the love of Pete please stop."  Maybe that should make my why I love my husband list??

Dear Joshua,
Happy 8th Birthday!!  You are such a cute and sweet little man and I promise you someday that mustache that you are trying to grow will come in but until then sweetie mamma's gonna cuddle you until you are too cool for my hugs!

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend...the last weekend in January!! 
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7 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday Joshua! I can totally kill some raw cookie dough, despite the warnings! Have a great weekend!

    P.S.- I think you're pretty funny too! ;)

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  2. I love the letter to cookie dough!! I totally agree :-) Have a good weekend!


    Chelsea
    www.mypinkscribbles.blogspot.com

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  3. mmm cookie dough!! I am so guilty of eating it raw, too. So far it hasn't made me sick :)

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  4. You are hilarious! Always crackin' me up. Just the delivery about your life. Although the Oreo trick is quite evil (i did snicker at someones creativity)...

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  5. I wnat to start doing these, super sweet and cute

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  6. a fun post! I had one daughter who would disgust me with her lack of cleanness...seems when she grew up and got her own place all that changed...
    happy birthday Joshua!

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